Thursday Night from Los Angeles –

If you chose not to watch AI on Thursday, you missed nothing.  It was a total waste of viewers time.  The beginning of the auditions from LA were full of contestants with good intentions, too bad those intentions didn’t come with good voices.  Nice smiles, don’t equate to singing on key.  JLo was a little fiesty in LA, wonder why that was.  (Note to Jex, red was the color of the night or was it a dark pink.) 

One thing that was highlighted was the fact that the Idol Judges can get their feed bags on!  Wow, lots of food, some unrecognizable, was taken into Judging Central.

Day 1 auditions, only showcased one person who could actually sing:  Tim Halperin who had a crush on  Jennifer Lopez… Randy says no, Steven yes, and it was his crushee that puts him through.

Day 2 auditions,  a really terrible singer,Tynisha Roches , started things off by singing My Way and it was her way – bad,  with Sinatra type  hat, microphone, and says she has 3 albums ready to be published – causing Randy to walk off, and she chases after him, singing all the way.  OMG – make her stop, Security! 

Heidi Khzam – came out dancing with Tyler and Jackson providing the musical backdrop – I don’t know if it was her voice or her, was it belly dancing,  that got her through.  Matt “Big Stats”Frankel, is next with his own compliations album featuring Chaka Khan – he has a bus pass and a phone.  Wow.  He was really bad – tells Randy he’s a free lance producer with a bunch of artists.   He says he could sound better but needs to lubricate up a bit (I don’t want to know) – while saying he knows it’s against the judges better judgment to let him through.  Threatens to be back next year.   He leaves his CD with Ryan to listen to and call him about it.  I’ve added a picture of his CD in case you want to rush out and buy it. 

We did finally see some talent to the in-tune Gutierrez brothers, Mark 28 and Aaron 27.   Steven tells them it was Godlike they way they sounded – and they are off to Hollyweird.   

All in all, this was obviously the chosen lack of talent show that, was, well, full of bad  talent – the guy who dropped his pants was original.   And the show closed with  Cooper  “Human Tornado” Robinson, from somewhere deep in Arkansas (he gives them directions to his place) who thinks he’s 59, closes the show of no talents, with you guessed it, no talent.  That man was crazy – he’s been alone in those Arkansas  woods way too long.  JL0 leaves with security and Ryan runs into the Judges room and jumps in Randy’s arms. 

Next week – San Francisco – they claim has the best talent of all the cities and lots of sad stories.  And Hollywood week begins next week too.  Stay tuned in or out  – you make the call.